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Just sit right back,
and you’ll hear a tale
about my virtual trip.
It started from my IBM,
With a simple little click.
I tried to surf the Internet,
things did not go well.
I wound up in a Chat Room with
some cyber-geeks from hell.
(He’s trapped in Cyber-Hell)
They won’t shut up, I can’t escape
this AOL nightmare.
If I signed on to Prodigy,
I bet they’d find me there.
Those geeks are everywhere.
I’m stuck inside the World Wide Web
with weirdos I don’t know.
I hit F1,
Unplugged the phone,
I can’t click out,
I can’t click in.
It says, “In Chat”
Oh, my God,
I’m trapped on the Internet!
